New Ban The Poster Before You

I can't ban you after your last post.

 

banned for going to sleep too early

 

Banned for being too concerned with other posters' sleeping arrangements

 

banned for staying up too late

 

Banned for having 1,000 posts

 

banned for not feeding the pigeons

 

Banned for being responsible for all the pigeon shit on my hat!

 

Banned for having a hat covered with shite.

 

Banned for presuming I'm so poor I can afford just the one hat.

 

is Banned for having more than one hat, and bragging about it.

 

Banned for being SOOOOO jealous coz I can afford two hats!

 

Banned for wearing his Santa hat all year round

Sent from my newfangled phone

 

Banned for sending from his newfangled phone.

 

Banned for being a luddite

 

Banned cuz she is Satan

 

Banned for mis-spelling Santa

 

Banned for french kissing Santa under the mistletoe...

 

Banned for thinking those dangling things she kissed him under were made of mistletoe

 

banned for driving with no lights on

 

banned for carless driving

(how'd she do that, then???)