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Banned for not practising the ceilidh for an hour every evening !

 

Well, you wouldn't expect me to do it with them open, would you????

Um ... Puggy ... banned for doing that Irish kicky-dance thing while filling his rig with diesel

 

It's called the RIVERDANCE,you plum,NOT 'that Irish kicky-thing'!

and as it happens,I moonwalk while filling with diesel-so muhhhh!

 

Banned for doing bad Michael Jackson impressions.

 

Banned for not applauding as I Moonwalked around my truck. [in workboots]

 

Cool Moves.....:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for not banning the person above him.

 

BANNED:- For Having Little Or No Respect For Someone

Who Is Many Years His Senior, And Who Looks Many

Years Younger Than He ...



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for being an Old Fart.

 

BANNED:- For Getting Me So Angry My Blood Pressure

Went Way Off The Scale....



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for not taking his BP meds.

 

Banned because I just felt like it

 

banned for eating unpeeled oranges

 

banned for dancing the can-can at the archbishop's funeral

 

banned for attending his funeral

 

banned for making irrevernt jokes about funerals

 

banned for streaking at the nude beach

 

banned for being better at forum games than me

 

banned for monkeying around with a gorilla

 

SEE!

Banned a second time for teh same reason, while I try to think up something better ...