New Ban The Poster Before You

Banned for being outre' enough to own a coffee table!

 

banned for cruelty to bears

 

Banned for hit and run.

 

Banned for sending me the 'special' video...I've never seen a spatula used like that before!


And as for that rolling-pin....WELL!!!!!

 

banned for watching dodgy porn

 

Banned for getting exited at The Sound Of Music.

 

banned 'cause I love Helen and she doesn't love me.

 

banned for not writing her a love poem rhyming 'moon' spoon' and 'June'.

 

banned for being romantic when reallly all she wants is to take it up the ass.

 

Well there ya go then!

[ahem]

"I want to smash in your back doors,
Get you on your knees and paws,
As you scream my name and I call yours;
Then you can cook my dinner!"


see? Romantic poetry to melt her heart!

It's a doddle-so you're BANNED.

 

banned for wearing shoes with those springy shoelaces you don't have to tie.

 

Banned for noticing my footwear when I'm wearing my mankini & a bowtie!

 

banned for having an opinion.

 

You're banned!

['course,that's only my opinion.....arf!]

 

Banned for teasing woodchucks.

 

Banned for taking a job as Sarah Palin's personal masseur

 

Banned for name dropping Sarah Palin.

 

Banned for telling people the word 'gullible' has been deleted from the dictionary.

 

Banned for skinnydipping in birdbaths.

 

Banned for fisting melons.