New Ban The Poster Before You

Banned for not specifying who didn't know who was a guy.

 

Banned for being a loud chewer.

 

Banned for having the acute hearing off a dog and the body odor to go with it.

 

Banned for putting IHOP menus in a WaffleHouse.

 

Banned for using 1% milk in his White Russians

 

banned for trying to run a termite farm and an aardvark farm side by side

 

BANNED!...for.....oh,I dunno...STUFF!

 

Banned for being behind the 8 ball

 

Banned for asking Jesus "Do you want fries with that?" at the last Supper.

 

banned for taking the piss out of the messiah

 

Blessed be your Bannings. Pax Vobiscum:now go forth and multply.

 

banned for watching turtle sex vids on youtube 50,000 times

 

Banned for displaying his Wonk Wonk on a public forum.

 

banned for taking far too much interest in BBAD's Wonk Wonk.

 

Banned for enjoying his Saturday without me. :/

 

Banned for not being here,in mon arms,as we gaze at the moonlit bay [sigh]

 

Banned for making me long for such delights.

 

Banned for leaving my arms bereft of her feminine delights.

 

Banned for tempting my constitution with your scallywagging ways.

 

Banned for being a naughty little temptress,in her flannel nightie and curlers.

Grr!