New Ban The Poster Before You

banned for showing appreciation-not the HF way,old boy. harrumph!

 

banned for not showing appreciation

 

Damn you,sir!

banned for reversing my logic!

 

BANNED:- For Driving His Over-Height Truck Into The England To France Tunnel *chunnel*

And Getting Stuck Halfway...



Cheers Glen.

 

Trucks travel through the 'Chunnel' on a train,you gonk,so...
Banned for being an Antipodean Plank!

[not an honour I bestow lightly Glen,so stand up straight,chest out,shoulders back,look proud]

 

BANNED:- For Not Telling Us About All The Cool Pics In Your Personal Profile,

Only Checked Them Out A Few Minutes Ago, Too Bad Your "Straight"..

Had You Played For "My Team" I Would Be On The Next Flight To Engerlund....



Cheers Glen.

 

lol

Banned!

For making even straight men consider taking a trip to the land down under to visit ol GLENNY.

 

Banned for usurping everything.

 

banned for thinking Richard Nixon's got a sex voice.

 

Banned for making me hurl!

 

banned for making a terrible mistake in the commons

 

Banned for interrupting my perusal of my copy of 'Ozzie Muscles and Chunky Geezers'.


Ooh look-I recognise him;the one touching his toes while wearing budgie smugglers and a swimming hat! [I'd know that face anywhere]

 

BANNED:- For Driving His Seriously Overloaded Truck Over The London Bridge,

Thereby Causing It To Fall...

This Incident Is What Inspired The Song "London Bridge Is Falling Down"....



Cheers Glen.

 

TUT!

Y'know-I'm gonna beat you up at playtime,pal!

[I'm talking whips,handcuffs,gimp masks,pvc thigh-boots....what are YOU going to wear,Glen?]

 

banned for picking crap songs on Desert island discs

 

BOLLOX!

Banned,coz I picked ONE song seven times...so you weren't paying attention which equals DOUBLE banned!

 

banned for being as money grabbing as Pink Floyd

 

Banned. Just...banned.

 

Banned for indecent exposure!

 

Banned for not enough exposure!

[touche',pussycat]