New 7 Word Story Thread

as it did a wheelie across the

 

backside of the horse. Animal semen's viscosity

 

is unknown to normal people ...only idiots

 

who weren't looking in the direction didn't

 

see that the moon was just about

 

to crash into my planet, im confused

 

because I drank too much orange crush

 

mixed with sodium nitrate crank pinked lemonade

 

and a touch of sweet and sour

 

horse meat spread like a pate over

 

your mothers nipples....she hated it when

 

The jumper cables were attached resulting in

 

one shocked moma, two burnt tits, and

 

a rather unusual smell sort of like

 

when you're welding and your hair catches

 

on fire from fire causing radioactive semen

 

to prevent making sentences that are relevent

 

we redirected our story at every possible

 

turn and bump, yes, its that sexy.

 

(new whole chapter...)

While I was enjoying life, being able