New 7 Word Story Thread

just watched in horror as they

 

applied various asstats to each others asses

 

with a sewing needle they found in

 

an old bag thrown in the trash

 

behind Oprahs house....they also found a

 

golden thimble that had magical powers to

 

send you back in time to a

 

Norwegian animal porn film festival. The sex

 

was strange...it reminded me of when

 

the neighbors caught their son humpin' a

 

german shepperd as he was trying to

 

read a sigh that was hangin' on

 

the side of the milk truck....it

 

was a picture of a girl drinking

 

straight from the udder...it gave me

 

chills, reminding me of the movie Zoo.

 

Without thinking I ran to the

 

local market to purchase a half gallon

 

of horse piss to spread over the

 

milk truck which seemed in udder confusion