New 7 Word Story Thread

Super-Duper-Man??? They've figured out a way to

 

extract banana extract from bananas....how weird

 

that no one thought of doing THAT in

 

a moving car performing broadway show tunes

 

while enjoying a Dairy Queen blizzard and

 

a Super-Sonic order of Onion Rings, with

 

a side order of heart attack. The

 

grease overload can play havoc on your

 

brain's receptor sites, so using other, less

 

unhealthy means,resorted to a diet of

 

horse shit and jelly beans...which is not

 

recomended for humans,but in this case

 

brakes. You skid into a freight train

 

that was filled with apples, yum pie,

 

and a three legged blind dog named

 

stuart little, he ate the mouse long

 

ago, but is just now experiencing the

 

cramps,bloating and irritability that goes along

 

with eating mice as a bedtime snack

 

foods such as twinkies or ring dings