New 7 Word Story Thread

man hit a child, i grabbed artillery

 

and asked him why his parents named

 

him 'Felch'...''google it'',he said''now''

 

and he did...then threw up his

 

arms and proclaimed''thats unbelievable''where can

 

will also brew coffee and make pop-corn

 

was really Parkay margarine disguised as butter

 

scotch pudding oozing slowly from the milky

 

way bar that I forgot on my

 

way to the clinic where I must

 

glaucoma ....my eyes are hurting like an old

 

whore at a blind convention even though

 

I had them removed and cooked up

 

in a meth lab that my moms

 

girlfriend was running in the trailer behind

 

the trailer park which was the worse

 

than putting hot sauce in your condom

 

but before i got there this crazy

 

old man took a liking for my

 

ice cream and offered to trade for