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after it was over we decided to

 

to a bar we loved called The

 

eat tofu and yogurt with mango slices

 

while picking their teeth with twigs they

 

planned to take over the local police

 

armed with inflatable bananas and cheese graters

 

they were mowed down by machine gun

 

placed there by angry she devils hellbent

 

but boredom set in so we said

 

but we didnt mean it instead we

 

minutes before tying them to my pickup

 

when we got hungry. The closest diner

 

nuns that taught at the all girls

 

would feed us.On the way home

 

from the fresh prince's house where Carlton

 

was caught blowing geoffrey and getting anal

 

I opened my secret package from George

 

Bush containing my instuctions.It seems like

 

yesterday, we were going to fly a

 

hot air balloon over the border to