Need Help! Please help me identify this wrapper

asian condom = round eye finger cot

 

Well, if there was ever a condom in that thing your wife risked tearing it by opening the packet like a retard. Is she pregnant and very dumb?

 

He's probably taking some toilet paper wrapped specimen down to a lab to test for Klingon DNA.

 

lol , yeah remember the movie Porky's with Buelah Ball Breaker ? " Why I'd recognize that tally-whacker anywhere " It had an incriminating mole on it .

I wonder if he's scanning Asian porn , checking out the tally-whackers . In an all out panic to catch a glimpse of the all elusive "magical" wrapper , attached to the "smoking gun".

I'm sure by now he has security cameras installed all over the house , and went "dumpster diving " through the trash ." I know it's here damnit , I know what YOU did . And I'm going to prove it "