Need advice on how to get laid

Um......Wasn't It YOU That Posted That Link, I Simply Offered My Praise

For Doing So....



Cheers Glen.

 

I dont mind dumb bitches, you can hold their attention cause they are interested in what you say, how you go about it..
I thought about the girl I meet today, almost all day.. It was very dreamy and surreal too. I can remember how many different times Ive seen her and how I was thinking then.. when I first seen her in the park it was on a back path, very scary in a sense. I was thinking immediately this women is scared . man in camo gear, black bag, aviator glasses and an very obvious weed whacking machete...now after many times seeing me and a few words of hello and what Im doing there shes more curious.. there has to be something different about this guy if hes picking up deadly poison mushrooms.. and one the things she asked me "are they not poisonous?" .. she was also interested to know my granddad 'moms side' help build the park, and some of the property that electric right away through was all my grandmothers sister property..

Anyways.. is that the only comment you got?? really dumb bitches.. wow.. I guess its pretty bad out there when you cant even get a dumb bitch to talk to you..

 

mmm...................... ok

 

lol getting worked up over a noob?!!

 

So.. if i understand this correctly, you want me to cuddle up to the Person and let us get to know each other abit better and see if anything afterwards might happen.

Thank's for helping out, unlike some People that prefer being immature children talking trash.

 

Wow there buddy your the one making the same thread fking twice!


Anyways you will always be nervous and shy when you'll be single. Am the same way but I have learn to accept it and not care and just be yourself around the girls you like because thats all you know to do.

What to talk about you ask? anything really movie, music, what you look for in a girl/relationship, talk about the now (what going on at the moment.)

I think one major thing I failed at like you was is not believe in liking myself and the shit I like to do. I think if you pay more attention to your interested and where you express that interest you might find a chick there for you, for example you like to bike then go to the park and bike and talk to chicks out there biking.

If you get rejected, her lost and repeat with the next chick. Eventually you'll not care if you fk up with chicks and learn from your mistakes and get the girl. My friend would hit on girls and one out of ten would give him a number.

 

...at least someone got it

 

pussy, some day youll get some that ...

 

So I come across these Two Threads, one started last year the other yesterday, made by the same cute boy bemoaning his ineptness at picking up girls.



When I read the one where he was 19 and noticed now he is 20, I was curious if he succeeded in ending his virginity. (OK, Shale was a virgin until he was 19 and paid a Mexican professional to end that).

Turns out jmt who was on to the double threads and busted Kevin for it actually gave the soundest advice.

IDK what else to say, other than there are professional women who could help you get over any initial insecurities - so save up your pennies or phinigs whatever and go hire one.

You're young and handsome, just relax be yourself and I'm sure some girl is just waiting for you to make any slight move in her direction to couple with you. Or at least that's how it was in the '60s when I was your age. And never discount that cougar whom I am sure has already sent out signals to you. Mine was a great teacher.

It's not like you are committing to a lifelong relationship at your age. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

OH Yeah, there's always this option:

But watch out for all the old pervs! I'd be on you in less than 20 seconds! :drool5:

 

his a she.....

 

so am i, well sort of sometimes..

 

your not bad looking. i'm sure you can get some tail, just make an attempt. it's a numbers game, not everybody will say "yes". good luck and hope you score some tail before the next millenium

 

How to Get Laid 101

Step 1. Get yourself $200.

Step 2. Find a hooker.

Step 3. Introduce said $200 to said hooker.

Step 4. You will get laid. You will also hear some or all of the following:

Oh baby, you're so BIG

Mmmm you're the best I've ever had

Wow, maybe I should be paying you!

OMG. Normally I don't cum with clients, but you're so sexy

Step 5. Now stop posting stupid multiple threads on the same lame topic.

 

200 dollars to lost virginity is way to much 60 so do it....

 

LMAO good stuff

 

just don't actually ask her to suck your cock the first time you meet her

 

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