asshole, I fucking hate you high on life people (really, I don't, I'm happy for you, but I need to be an asshole)
i found out that even though my mom's side calls themselves ukrainian, we're actually from germany and parts of russia on my dads side it's slovak and irish
she would actually like you to do that for her and she's had kids so you could probably fit two in there see that's how to be an asshole
I didn't read most of the thread, but from what I saw none of you were listing your nationalities. Filthy Americans. I'm Israeli.
I'm glad there's someone around here that can do it right. Oh, and douche juice, I may have had kids but you're the one that has to have their uterus re stapled once a year to keep it from falling out your canyon like vagina. Just saying.