NASA Finds Extraterrestrial Life!

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  1. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    They won't need to. Their mission is complete. THe mass will now accept a false prophet via false flag invasions with out critical thinking or a care in the world.
     
  2. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    NASA's budget actually went up $300 million compared to last year.
     
  3. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    that's the cost of puppeteer strings to dangle the 'Moon landers' around with...300 millli won't by them much else
     
  4. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    NASA found ExtraTerrestial life??!!
    Where the hell was it being stored? Do we really need extra life here?
    It's already pretty fucking crowded on this planet.
    Are we sure it's extra life?
    Maybe it is just a box of defective life that god forgot to throw away.
    Or maybe it's just leftover life, naah, that would qualify as extra life, wouldn't it?
    This has me rather perplexed, but no matter what, this extra life can't sleep on my couch, I got teenage daughters to worry about.
     
  5. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    I hear aquatic stocks are down we could use some extraaquatic life.
     
  6. StoneFeather

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    Remnant of the Cold War, although exobiology is an interesting field.
     
  7. StoneFeather

    StoneFeather Member

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    Sounds spicey!
     
  8. Argiope aurantia

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    A few years back, there were supposedly fossilized bacteria in a rock from Mars. Same thing: mineral formations that resembled single-celled organisms. It turned out to be nothing, this will too. I wish it were alien bugs, for the cool factor, though I don't know how my immune system feels about the existence of alien germs...
     
  9. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    NASA has known for a long time a lot of things, and I personally think they were caught with their proverbial pants down...and had to reveal this link between our DNA and whatever we were (?) seeded with. Somebody within their own community let out this info before they knew not to - imo. haha
     
  10. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    ^ Too late to take it back after the general scientific community - PLUS students got hold of it.
     
  11. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Nope!
     
  12. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    Why are we bothering looking for them? Jesus, man we can't even get along with our neighbors! We keep murdering and killing, how long would it be until we kill one of them? We have stupid punks in the cities murdering over tennis shoes, and what would happen to one of our guests? Getting killed over a fancy piece of jewelery?

    As for fossils, yeah most usually you find fossils in sedimentary rocks. On Earth. Since we are not aware of the origin and history of the sample it could be anything from anywhere.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066769/
    Yeah, in "Hollywierd" you can see a lot. But in real life how do we know that is not possible? What if it is? We all come from somewhere.
     
  13. Turtle55

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    well all life start out small. just hope it doesn't get bigger and want to eat us.
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You mean kinda like the blob :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AASYGG7mrw"]YouTube - A Woman Gets Killed By The Blob



    Hotwater
     
  15. 7he4uthor

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    nasa was started by a group of satanist nazis who were into witchcraft and followers of aleister crowley ... this is as documented as anything

    leave u 2 find links, interesting stuff /

    :sunny:
     
  16. willedwill

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    Why not? Nasa was started by a group of fairy angels with anger at all forms of explanations for narcissistic behavior. With egoism as the solution for the freedom of Godless creation stories, we just need to wait for the para-psychological investigation to attain fruition. :2thumbsup:
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    this is definitely interesting news, something i missed he first time around, though i don't think mans search for extraterrestrial life will end nicely.
     
  18. terrak

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    can't understand why people are so cynical about aliens, chances are that if we ever contact with some we'd never be able to physically meet because of the distances involved.

    And anyway, even if a space-faring alien race could travel to us they probably wouldn't kill us all because there's lots of earth-like planets without life they could use for resources or habitation- so why bother with the hassle?
     

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