Naked... and Not so naked.. Ganja Smokers..

yeah i get that sometimes



mmmm chubby dudes. i could never get enough of them

 

I get that everyday when I get dressed and think "Dammmn, I have beautiful breasts". Hooray for boobies

 

my grandma called me last night and i was like whats up? and she was like taylor now i know you're gonna be really pissed at me because i don't let you drink but i had 24 beers this morning and there are only 8 left! like apologizing like i was her mom. lol.

 

fuck the soxs...

and on that note.. the curse of the goat is true.. no fuckin way the cubs can kill the season like they did.. and then go 3 and out in the playoffs.. wft!?!?! why didnt they just let the goat in the stands!!!

 

i like mine. i think they're the perfect size for me because i'm so short.. i would look stupid with huge boobs lol.

 

huge boobs are overrated.. a good handful is all thats needed

 

I'm going to elect to ignore that, and counter that statement by saying you have beautiful eyes, Eric!

 

idk how big your hands are but mine fit perfectly in my hands

bailey what are you a D?

i'd say i'm a B but i can fit into some C's.

 

thank you

 

i love your ability to still be such a good person haha.

 

my hands are of normal size?...

 

well most dudes i know have super fuckin huge hands that can like cover my whole face.. but they're just generally big, tall dudes.

idk. ahha i feel stupid now

 

it's all good.. we all have moments...

i can hold a C comfortably..

 

yeah you can definately tell i'm a polack

 

maybe you just ate one too many retard sandwiches today?

 

now that seemed like a derogatory comment

 

would you like me to rotate your tires lol

 

oh yeahhh

but for real i need to get laid. being boyfriendless is very sexually frustrating

 

yeah... tell me about it

 

yea.. you can tell me about it as well.. no play sucks ass...