My way... and yours?

I don't care about penis, I prefer "pies"!

BTW, I'll go to the doctor when I need it, right now I'm feeling good, I just need to take some special care when going out, but that's not a big deal...

Taking bottles, apples and anything wider and bigger than a fist is something I can't live without right now... I just can't have enough of masturbation.. About 6/7 times per day, during boring weekends about 10 times... And anal play is a main part of my masturbation commitment!

Are there really so many health risks about this?

 

..troll

 

I know I'm new here and already seen there are many here sicker (sorry more experimental) than I am, but I'm calling BS on this...

If this OP were real, why would she not want to do porn with her supposed craving and make 50 times what she probably makes now, that is if she even is a she... In the famous words of Admiral Akbar... "It's a trap!"

 

(s)he's just fantisizing out loud... it's a bit too over the top...

 

Just my opinion, and I could be wrong, I've thought from the start, "she" is a "he."

 

Fair enough... Game on!