My underwear is missing

Ive already tape dmine and its on here somewhere... I feel like I sound like mary kate olsen

 

I heard it. I wanted to tape mine, but didn't.

 

please do

 

Aw. At some point...

 

Um, maybe? Someone find me some smut to read out loud.

It's kindof girly. I wish it was all husky and sexy, but not really. You know who I bet has a devastatingly sexy voice? KC.

And also Piaf because she's probably got a fucking killer accent.

 

You didn't post it in the accent thread, did you?

 

There's an accent thread?

 

Yeah man. If you post yours, I'll post mine.

 

Did you find your undies yet?

 

I put mine back on because Post apparently doesn't care and I was getting a draft up my skirt.

I will consider posting my voice if I can figure out how to do it. I think there's a mic on my laptop.

Do you have a Brazilian accent Prax? Because if so, the panties are coming back off.

 

You should say something sexy so the boys will pay you mind.

 

Well that was my PLAN, but it's not fucking WORKING. What the hell? Blowjob blowjob blowjob! I'm booooooored, pay attention to me!

 

No. I am going underwear shopping tomorrow.

 

Ha. I dont know. I do have an Eastern European accent and you can definately tell I am not a native speaker.
But I'm working on that

 

I'm so gay for you.

 

Hahaha...I am gay in general
And I gotta tell you, I love it.

 

You are not! You're bisexual at best. Wait, are you bi? You've said a couple of bi-y things but I never really thought about it.

 

Hahaha...No, I am not bi.
I did make out with a girl once though. Okay, twice.
But I would never have sex with a girl.
I like cocks 100%

 

I am paying attention to you. And you don't even have to flirt with me or send me naughty pics. Aren't I such a nice guy?

 

I'm having deja vu right now. We might have already had this conversation. Whatever, I'm still gay for you. Unrequited love!