My sister's cat is a bitch

My cat shits on the floor directly next to the litterbox. She doesn't have bad aim. She knows exactly what she's doing. She also knocked over a glass of water conveniently onto my phone and now the Y and R keys stick. So when I text someone it seems like I have a speech impediment. "Heyyyyy, how arrrrrre yyyyyou?"

 

I used to have one that liked to knock things off of the coffee table for something to do. Then we moved (took him with us of course) to a farm house with lots of land and he never came inside again. Seems he was just board with suburban life and was acting out.
I've got a cat who misses the litter box, too, but he's blind. He tries. I think it embarrasses him, because he doesn't like using it much anymore and begs for us to let him out. Trouble is, we have to walk him like a dog, because we live near the highway and don't want him to become a road waffle.
Cats have reasons for doing things. They just can't tell you why. It really could be as simple as the cat doesn't like you, no denying it as a possibility, but there might be something else behind the behavior. Try not to take it personally.

/crazy-cat-lady-speak (I have 6)

 

that's cute

 

Hey let my cat take care of that little bitch cat.

He is a real jungle cat.

Can't you see the furry in his eyes?

 

we have the same type of cat

 

Aww

She does it because she's a spoiled dominant bitch and won't use the box if there is already more than one poop in it. That's the only reason lol I ruled out all medical possibilities. It's really hard to keep 4 litter boxes completely shit free at any given moment of the day. I scoop and scoop and scoop. As long as she gets to be the first to use a fresh box, it's not a problem. That is my life lol

 

My cat sometimes pees out of the litter box because she is so fat she thinks she is a the way in and start to go...I keep a rubber mat there just in case.

No, I do not over feed her, her food is measured. She is just old and fat.

 

my cats are just bitches and they pee on the mat or next to the mat bcuz they're to lazy to inside and pee but if they shit they go in...fuckin felines

 

I hate cats. they are disgusting animals, anyone who keeps cats inside has an unsanitary house

 

Anyone who makes sweeping generalizations about the housekeeping standards of the owner of an animal you don't particularly like, is a fucking idiot with a big mouth who apparently only hangs out with dirtballs

 

ahqhahaa

this may be true, but your cat still walks in shit and piss then jumps on your counters

 

Which is precisely why I clean my counters every day like any non-dirty person would And smack the shit out of them when I catch them up there.


JK I don't really smack my cats...

 

i squirt water on mine when i see them on the counters then i go and clean everything 2x a day
sometimes 3x
after these have passed away no more cats for me

 

my cat has soo much hair when she pooes shit gets stuck in it...time for a trim me thinks...i hate trimming the butthole...

 

lol I have a longhaired that needs a butt trim every now and again. My morbidly obese cat has dreads on her butt that need to be shaved off really soon.

 

I understand where you are coming from. But the jungle is very unsanitary.

When I said he was a jungle cat I was not kidding.

My unsanitary cat has killed scorpions, deadly snakes and kept rats outside.

I think I can live with it.

 

The whole squirting the cat with water doesnt' work with my cat...he loves water...jumps in the bathtub and everything...he doesn't even care.

 

fuck that cat

 

There was a cat that kept pooping right next to the couch I was sleeping on at the time. Like every fucking night. And when i tried to put it out before hand it would run away and wait to I feel asleep to poop.

So one night... I pissed on him.

 

one of my cats,oden,likes water but he fears the squirt bottle