For humors sake I've tried to read the OP like 5 times and I can't mentally wrap my mind around those words put together that way. So you have 2 husbands and you chose the last name Bless-booty? How bad is the other last name? Amen-wiener?
It's pronounced blez-byu-tea and It's my maiden name. It's the only agreement my 2 husbands could come up with upon deciding my last name.
We don't often do threesomes but whenever one of them wants sex they'll call on me. When I'm with one, the other will usually not disturb the other. We all sleep in separate rooms.