Yeah, the "anal" option really threw up the FICTION flag. Hey, being watched turns some people on, but having anal sex for your fist live performance.....HHHHHmmmm? I sure did laugh at replies of godsownpants and lankymidget.
I know it was a joke.. Well actually, he was trying to get a rise, or more likely hoping to read something that would turn him on.. I can't be arsed trying to shame him either right now.. More tempted to let have him weird erection problems satisfied!
You should get ur mother in on the action. That way you can have a more experienced older woman to help you kids out. This will also make a good story to brag about at school that you had a threesome.
Surely this can't be serious? Why on earth would a MOTHER want to watch her SON/DAUGHTER having sex??? Not right at all in my opinion!!!!
The idea was to make sure he didn't get his girlfriend pregnant.. Of course, she could have just gone out and bought some protection, so we decide already that somebody wants to read something that will turn him on... Aw, I think he needs a very sweet cyber-sex pet. Hehe
And to think that I'm worried that my mother might hear me having a wank. No way I'd even consider having sex while there was someone else in the HOUSE never mind in the same ROOM.
She had to be joking. It's cool you have you can communicate with your mom about stuff like that, as you must be really close to her to feel comfortable talking about sex with her, especially as a guy ( you're a guy right? ). But thats kinda weird, her asking if she can watch. I would definitely question her motives.
I think my impressions doesn't matter a lot for you but I'll still tell you that you did something very wrong here. I read what you said and mostly what they said. I'm sure that what you said should have been interpreted in that way that you are upset that your mom worries too much about those risks, but everyone here thought your mom asked you to show how you and your girl have sex. I think it's just you there upset and that is a retoric suggestion to express that you're upset... I HOPE so! if you really ment what everybody understood and all is correct then I have to say... I have no words. I'm sure there's a mistake.. maybe we all missundestood what you said there ? also I see that here in this theme is no other msg of you, no intervention... if I'm right... do you want us to believe that what we all understood is really true ? it's amazing. I tend to believe what I said at first, or that it's a joke... but do you realise how bad you made everybody think of your mother, family and of yourself ? Talking bad of her you're actually insulting yourself and I read something in a comment what you seemt to say in another theme... it is disrespectfull for yourself. It is good still that we don't really know you and you're just playing there, good for you becouse if we knew... or maybe you don't even realise how disrespectfull it is talking like that of your mother and of yourself ( if it's a joke it still tell's a lot of your personality )... I would like to talk with you a bit about this, if you feel ok about it too please feel free to contact me. I'm sure I could help somehow.
Nothing like your mother watching while you fuck some girl in the ass huh? Is she going to be sitting in a dark corner, smoking a cigarette? Get a life.
Jesus fucking Christ! I hate it when my Mom even mentions sex in some way. WATCH?! What the hell is she gonna do, film it aswell and show the neighbours what a sexually healthy son she has raised?! Or yell "STOP!" in the middle to adjust your cock? God!
Maybe the mum hasnt had it for a while and just wants to be reminded what to do but is too embarrassed to confess !