My honest opinions about women.

women are just humans who'se genitalia are innies instead of outies. big deal. and those secondary bumpies on their chests make them look pretty too.

sorry, i just don't see one gender of humans as any more less or other then the other, either way. other then superficialities of physical appearance and differences in how each gender is raised in any given culture.

when i was young and horney those differences in appearance were more important, and i'm not denying that the're still interesting, aesthetically, but i'm actually very glad i no longer get a hard on every time i see or look at one.

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When you grow up to be a man, you will know what the value of a woman is, and you will be or should be totally ashamed of what you are saying now..It only makes me wonder what kind of mother you had as a child that did not teach you more respect for where you came from.

To the one who likes to 'backhand' their women as means of disapline. In the first place, it is not your job to disapline a woman, how dare you even suggesting it. It is against the LAW, all law, the law of nature and the law of human beings. You do not own us.. how redicules to even think you have authority over us like that.

You have no god-given right or any other right to hit anyone, let alone hitting someone smaller then you. We call ppl like that, bullies around here. Bullies are usally loners bc no one wants to be around them.

You, that think this way are being left in the dust, all that crap is coming to an end. All the ones that think themselves supriour will be left to rot in their own ego ridden illusion bc no woman will have anything to do with them that have any self respect.

You best wise up and see the REAL picture.. that way of thinking is no longer acceptable.. you wont make any advancements consciousness wise with that mentality.. we as a race, the human race are moving into new directions and to hold on to ways that do not work, well, they just don't work any more and it is just excess baggage that is not needed and outdated. " Your Old Road Is Rapidly Fading.

This whole concept is redicules

 

Oh boy is this a bit emabarrassing, I'm not a girl chap, I'm a tranny and undies is my hermaphridite...


Bronson, I won't tell anyone but when you pm'd me to ask me about my sex change cause you were insterested in getting one, I found some information for you that you might want... I will just go ahead and send it to you, and don't worry, they won't laugh at you anymore...

 

Men like Bronson are living in old times...this is the 21st Century...

100 years ago, women NEEDED a man, because we were allowed to own property on our own, we couldn't even vote. Husbands could beat us up if they felt like it... We were not "people".

So since we no longer NEED you, you're going to have to make us WANT you... Evolve or become extinct, my friend...women want a life partner, not a lord...

 

I must say, I love this new "fine print" style of yours... It's like a commercial for new medications...

ask your doctor if Garbladom is right for you.

 

:lol:... You're the best...



I just feel bad for Bronson because I know he told me in confidence about his, uh, problem and he just is sick of the laughs and giggles.. It's okay Bronson, I believe in you! He actually asked if he could touch my magic balls as well, I told him they will bring luck upon him... I told him after he tickles my hairy ones that he will see the vision of jesus and then all his dreams will come true, he will hear no more laughs and no more taunts...Though he went above and beyond and let me rest my hairy ones on his glorious chin.. Smile for Jesus Bronson!

 

That does sound holy... A teabagging by Jesus will cure what ails ya!

 

The sweat from the balls of Jesus is what cured my cold sore on my lip... He said "my child, come hither while my ball sweat drips my heavenly cure upon your herpe lip, it shall set it free my child, come and get some sacred sweat..scratch and sniff, my child, scratch and sniff.." Though he should have cured my rug burn I got on my knees from this holy experience...

Bronson, I'm sure he will heal yours though..But come my way and close your eyes, open wide, and get ready for your dangly suprise, gobble gobble!

 

That reminds me...I want to watch Spaceballs tonight...

 

Haha, I love Barf...

And love when Dark Helmet says "I bet she gives great helmet"...

 

i was thinking of that the other day when the whole cock fight between pavel and jess2 came up.

 

I hope you can see this shroom...