my first time....

The second one was an 18th birthday party. There was no male stripper, so it was a crappy bachelorette party.

 

Reminds me of a crappy Bachelor party I went to. Except we had strippers, but the grooms friends were all broke asses so they all left the room when the girls got there. I got 2 lap dances just because I felt bad and didn't want the girls to feel like they wasted their time. The funny thing is, before the girls got there, those same guys were talking like they were ballers and had all kinds of money. The whole thing was over by 8:30pm.

 

No, just pillowfights in our underwear and practice kissing on each other.

 

Wouldn't that be like sloppy seconds?

All kidding aside do some online research, do some in person shopping and figure out what sounds good to you. Go to the Trojan website (same people who make condoms). They sell several kinds of vibrators and have a guide describing the different types. You can get a vibrating ring (fun for both of you) for about $13.

 

Try it by yourself, I promise you will like it..

 

I'm on first name basis with one lady who works at an adult store in the next town over from mine. There's been quite a few times where I've gotten myself a Subway sub after work and then just rocked on over for a chat. :2thumbsup:

 

I've been in them when I've needed to buy something (for a shoot, etc) and didn't have time to have it shipped to me. But I normally never set foot in them. They usually only sell over priced, ripp offs. But seeing as they mostly cater to girls, it can be a good place to take a date. You get to learn real quick just how "freaky" they can be :2thumbsup:

 

I went to one bachelor party for a friend several years ago (I was one of two girls invited to the party besides the stripper, lol). Anyway, the party gets underway, everyone's getting trashed off their asses, and the stripper shows up. She's this chunky stretch-mark laden trashy looking thing and she runs off into a room in the back and is charging everyone admission to see her strip. Shit, I would have paid her to put her clothes back on. Anyway, I'm still kind of sad to this day I didn't have the balls to toss off my shirt for free in the front room, lol. That stupid hoe got paid plenty just to show up (she was an old friend of the groom's, too) and she was charging admission just to get a close up of her flabby ass? What a ripoff. I would have showed off my stretch marks for free. lol

 

i just decided to have a bachelor party this weekend, old friend...

 

Lol. Yeah next time take one for the team!