my first time with weed last night...

I blew hot ash in the floor my first time with a carb, and I'm sure we are not the only two, but in my defense the dumbfucks I smoked with ddidn't use a bowl like anyone I've met. They continuously take their thumbs on and off the carb. It didn't take me long to figure out the real way though, not sure how they haven't learned by now, btw.
When I first started smoking, I did not pretend to know what I was doing. My friends and boyfriend were more than willing to help me learn everything I needed to know.
Also, read this website. It'll keep from making you look like a dumbshit that no one wants to smoke with. I can't stress how much it pisses me out when my smoking buddy doesn't cover the bowl after a hit, especially of the good shit.

http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/

 

dude the people I was smoking with did the same thing, they would tap the carb over and over instead of just taking it off... weird

 

Isnt losing your ego an extremely, well... unpleasant experience?

some scary shit? I mean your ego isnt just your identity.

Its your ambitions and all that.

I really can't explain it.

Most of my experience with "ego loss" seem to be when I was huddled around a toilet.

 

just don't act fkn retarded, like some kids do. just laugh and tell a good story and don't fkn eat up all the food in the house, hate when people do that

 

lmao

 

i do that sometimes as well lol not really sure why..psychologically i think it makes me feel like i'm getting a better hit

 

Well you are taking in more air, increasing the surface area of your lungs, resulting in a larger space for the thc to absorb, and that ultimately results in getting higher

 

heh yea but wouldn't you have the same effects if you just finished the hit and then fully removed your finger from the carb for a big gasp of air?

 

Yes basically the difference wouldn't really be noticeable, but by taking in more air you increase the efficiency of your bud.

 

Heh, first time I used a pipe with a carb I felt like a moron.

 

cause your letting in air which pushes smoke down into your lungs, its not necessary but its like when you take a hit and let go of the carb while your still taking a hit. Thats what ive been told anyways.

I can usually tell when someones never smoked before and no one ever admittes it for some reason so ill be like "well in case you dont know how to in hail heres how" then ill show them how and Ill say " I know youve smoked before im just showing you just cause." then they do it the way I showed them which if you knew how you wouldnt do it that way but hey at least I know and at least they get stoned lol.
Just like the other day I was with this girl a few years younger then me shes like going to be my step sister soon and she brags to me all the time about how she smokes and gets good shit so I invited her to smoke w/me and I could tell she never did before so I told her the inhailing thing and she was so fucked over she tried to jump off a ladder and she was really really trippin BAD ive never see someone do that before it even scared me alittle.. :/

 

I should keep this in mind, but I know I couldn't do it high, but it might be fun trying, assuming that I don't fuck up my hit.
Do you hit it that way newradicalface?

 

Wow, old school cell phone. Pretty sweet.

I got high for my first time just recently. My ex-boyfriend and I started smoking around the same time, he would always be high but I just wasn't getting there for some reason.

It's weird because I smoked around 5 times or so and never really felt anything but angery at everyone for having so much fun without me lol

 

You probually werent inhaling right. Did you try a bong? Its hard to not do it right with them.

 

I pump the carb too. Most of the people I've smoked a bowl with do it. There are many reasons. 1) It's cool to watch the chamber empty. 2) I think you can rip it longer because you get oxygen in between smoke hits. Just feels right.

 

If you were talking to me lol then yes I did.

I smoked from a pipe, bong, bubbler, steam roller and Sherlock...

Not high until the other night.

 

Do you take medication?
When I'm on adderal, I cannot get high. It is a total waste of weed.

 

Nope, nothing.

Weird right? I've tried again since I did too and it didn't really work, not much and not that great, but still sad.