My Eyes Get Sooooo Red When I Smoke

just have a lot of excuses ready in case someone says something. a lot of people get red eyes from hundreds of different things, and not necessarily smoking weed.

you could be tired, sick, have allergies, dry air, old contacts, etc. it could help to get a little indignant, too. get kinda upset that this person is accusing you of smoking a drug. blame it on something else.

i havent worred about having red eyes......ever, i think. most of the eye drops i´ve used have been to just relieve the dry feeling and dont do shit for getting rid of redness. if i´m putting eye drops in, it´s going to be for me, not for someone else.

as long as you remember to keep your eyes open wider (so you kind of appear normal) and have quick reaction times when someone talks to you, you´ll seem normal.

 

my eyes rarely if ever get red i dont know why

 

most people dont care if other people see there red eyes. its the people who can get them fucked like there parents, cops, teachers, etc.

 

theres totally a visine for that

it depends on my enviroment i think, if its in the day time, my eyes would be fine but if im outside and its cold and windy, then chances are they will be bombed.

 

unfortunately, there is nothing that makes a persons eyes quite so glazed, dilated, and red, as marijuana. if an allergy is so strong that it makes your eyes water and go glazed, it tends to come hand in hand with blocked sinuses and other symptoms of allergy.

but you know, some people can get away with this excuse. generally not in winter, and also not with anyone who knows you well, like parents.

funnily enough, people say they use the excuse that theyve been in the shower or something. but in reality, a steamy shower is a great way to get rid of red-eye. it clears eyes up nicely and can reduce chinese-eye syndrome.

as for chinese eye syndrome, when rather stoned, people simply cant keep their eyes open naturally, and anyone versed in stonerism can tell when someone is straining their eyes open only to have them squint when not thinking.

 

luckily my bangs are barely long enough to cover my eyes

 

I dunno. I tend to be able to act very normal/not stoned when Im blazed, so its not really a problem if my eyes are red. I figure, "They dont have any proof" so its not a problem. Who cares if someone thinks you smoke? As long as you dont give them proof, then its all good.
But yeah, tehres defintiley been a couple times that Ive been ont eh subway here in Berlin, and Ive looked into my reflection in the window and started laughing at my ridiculously red eyes and thinking taht everyone must be able to tell Im not sober, no matter how normal Im acting.

 

if i saw you looking at your own reflection in a window and laughing, i would assume you are high, too. of course, it´s a lot easier for stoners to recognize eachother.