my dick is so long...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by _zero_, May 23, 2012.

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  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    my dick is so long that i got home from work 5 minutes ago and my dick got home 5 seconds ago.
     
    pensfan13, Nov 3, 2012
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  3. storch

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    My dick is so long that it turns out that I am its dick!
     
    storch, Nov 5, 2012
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  5. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    Lol penises
     
    jaredfelix, Nov 5, 2012
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  7. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

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    My dick is so big it has its own gravity, weather and time zones. It's due to appear on world maps as soon as they finish surveying it, sometime around 2016. My dick is technically 11 seconds younger than me, due to a time distortion effect around the head. If I ever had the ability to helicopter my dick at 88mph, I could time travel.
     
    cozmo_g, Nov 5, 2012
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    Mount Everest is only the tallest natural wonder until i lay down.
     
    EventHorizon, Nov 5, 2012
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  11. storch

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    Mine was struck by the space-station and suffered significant damage (or so I'm told).
     
    storch, Nov 6, 2012
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