Muslims in the uk.

she was never in, really. it's why we get along.

 

Well, it was a lucky guess.
And yeah, I think its pretty damn obvious that I am an asshole as well.

 

Sing With Me *we Are Assholes Through And Through!*

 

Lol.
Are you an asshole as well ?

 

i was raised thinking that "you little bitch" and "you're an asshole" were compliments.

 

I was raised to cry when I hear things like that.

 

Sing With Me *we Are Assholes Through And Through!*

I was thinking of singing a song I made up today

If you count yourself a hetero
Why dont you stand up on the metro
and sing if youre glad to be straight?

If youre an asshole be proud of it
go to hips and be loud with it
sing about it all night and all the day

oh yes so come on everyone

If you count yourself a hetero
Why dont you stand up on the metro
and sing if youre glad to be straight?
sing if youre glad to be straight
sing if youre glad to be straight

 

Hahaha...Nice one.
I would totally sing it, but I cant really sing.

 

songs like that don't require vocal ability, just enthusiasm.

 

I might lack vocal ability, but I never lacked enthusiasm !

 

shall we karaoke?

 

my mom used to say "if you can't say anything nice about someone, say something really fucking awful."

okay, she didn't actually say that, but it seemed to go along with the theme.

 

Sure.
You, me and Rah...

 

Haha.
My grandma always says : You are not allowed to say that cause you are a girl.

 

my mom has a mouth like a drunken sailor. so do the rest of us, actually. and i swear, when my mom says to someone "you BITCH!" they positively preen.

 

Your family always sounds like a lot of fun.
I was brought up to be very ladylike.
I guess everyone is disappointed now.

 

Well, I'll stick to national statistics as a more accurate (if still flawed) model than your dubious attempts to approximate British demographics. Either way, it's a minor point....

 

i act ladylike when i need to. mostly i don't anymore. and sometimes when i'm around my dad, just to piss him off. but i can strap the board to my back and the muzzle on my inner sailor when i should.

 

who else loves the word "piffle?" he had a couple other goodies in there.

 

I find him hilarious.
Which doesnt make him less of an asshole.