MRI on Thursday

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Cherea, Apr 26, 2011.

  1. newbie-one

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    "Curing Arthritis Naturally with Chinese Medicine"
    http://bluepoppy.com/cfwebstore/
    (books/ books for the layperson)
     
  2. lode

    lode Banned

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    That tiger penis does wonders for the wrists.
     
  3. seizedbyanger

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    Tiger blood does wonders for charlie sheen.
     
  4. newbie-one

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    sounds like you've been giving tigers blow jobs
     
  5. lively_girl

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    Or it will kill you.
    To OP: good luck with MRI :).

    My health's fine by the way.
     
  6. scratcho

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    I broke a disc in mine and live with pain too,but it's tolerable. When it becomes intolerable,I have a chiro in Visalia ,Cal that I consider the best. I've gone in there supported by a friend on each side with involuntary tears coming because of the pain. I still keep roofing ,because if I don't I'd probably freeze up. I too ,used to be 6' 3" but have shrunk some. I think we americans work so hard that it's pretty common to have bad backs. Good luck,man ---hope you're fixable without the knife.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

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    i think it's better to hope that there is nothing scary in there rather than hoping for a potentially faulty MRI...
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    lol! I also hope that no one leaves an oxygen tank in the same room as the MRI...
     
  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Yes, I'm sure some sore back muscles will kill me :rolleyes:
     
  10. newbie-one

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    even better to hope that they don't accidentally give him a sex change operation while he's there
     
  11. newbie-one

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    ... and even better hope that they do accidentally give him a sex change operation, which it turns out he just LOVES, and then he goes to vegas and starts doing a carmen miranda impersonation, only with more fruit
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    ...and not only does he make a million dollars and appears on the cover of "play girl", miraculously wearing high heels cures his back problem
     
  12. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Good luck with your test. :) Hopefully if there is something there it shall pick it up and you will be able to have it rectified.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    you didnt say muscles in your post
     
  14. lively_girl

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    Glad to hear it's just muscles. When you wrote swelling and pain in your back I thought of kidneys, inflammation of joints, skin deformation, infection...you get the point.
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

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  16. lode

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    Gave it up after my first trick. You see tigers don't pay up, and when I called up my pimp, turns out he was scared of tigers.
     
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