Most akward masturbation (friend, family, people walked in etc....)

the night before my first sexual experience, i was on the phone with two girls from ohio while jerking off (i think about how cool i was back then anymore) and watching porn on my computer downstairs. anyway, my pants were down and porno was on and i had this pull out keyboard. so my mom comes downsntairs and opens the door and says "move the keyboard!" i was like "no!" "move teh keyboard!" "no!" ...yeah, it was fucke dup. she straight up caught me wanking to porn while talking to girls on the phone. this was...6 or 7 years ago. i was 15-16.

 

Got three stories I think are worth sharing.

1) Two weeks ago I got caught by my neighbor. My Computer is located in the corner of my room and there is a window right here. I have a super bright 22" monitor and apparently even with the blinds closed people can see in at night because of the contrast of brightness or something. Anyway my neighbor said something to the effect of "yeah I went out to have a smoke and I saw you wanking off. I couldn't see anything in detail but it was obvious what was going on". This one wasn't that embarrassing because he's a guy around my age.

2) When I was 15 my computer was broken, probably from watching too much porn. My Stepfather who worked at the high school I went to took it to the tech guy there to get it repaired for free, and he scolded me telling me how embarrassed he was as the guy sifted through all this porn trying to fix the computer. I saw that guy a couple times a week for the next 2.5 years.

3) This one takes the cake as far as embarrassment goes IMO over all the other stories I've read here. I was at my grandparents house one weekend. it was like 4 in the morning (I was 13 years old). And I was masturbating in the guest room quite furiously (while watching that 70s show?????). My grandfather walked in because I had put the TV loud to cover up what was going on and I guess it woke him up. He walked in AS I WAS BLOWING MY LOAD and when I saw the door open I grabbed the nearest pillow and covered myself with it. I then continued to blow my load all over his expensive pillow as he watched in disgust. I said something like "Oh hi grandpa" and tried to cover it up (even though I was panting, naked with a cum covered pillow over my crotch covered in sweat). He shook his head told me to go to sleep, and we never spoke of it again. THANK GOD

 

Had to have been the first time my wife caught me. This was before we got married right after we moved in together. She didn't know my sexual fetishes at this time. While she was at work second shift I decided to grab a nice magazine, a pair of her panties, her dildo, lotion, and vasaline. After a nice long session of using her dildo on me while masturbating and sniffing her panties, I must have feel asleep right after I shot my load. Everything still sitting out, dildo laying right by my ass, and her panties right by my nose. Next thing I know I wake after I hear her screaming at me asking me what the f*ck I am doing. Was extremely embarassed almost ran and never came back. Now it wouldn't bother me to much if it would happen again.

 

Raised by a mother and grand mother. Never caught, and none of them ever talked about the masturbation issue. And I was a very cautious bastard doing it when they are asleep or busy, and leave no traces of any kind behind.

 

Lucky fuck.

 

i remember when my mum found my first porno mags, she started giving me the birds and bee's talk and my dad started laughing at me.
How embarrasing

 

Cool reaction! And... did 'the thing' last a long time LOL?

 

compilation of such events
http://www.efukt.com/20609_GTFO!_I'm_Nekkid!.html

 

LOL that is pretty funny

you should do a search for the one that a dude uses his snake to give him a blowjob. it is just wrong

 

I let my snake lick my pussy. Those flicking tongues come in really handy.

 

.... for real?

 

lol no. But I would let you.... for real.

 

your some kind of fantasy

 

One morning my fella (at the time) had gone to work early. I had a day off do was still in bed at his house. Well I was remembering the night before and his smell was still all around me so I got pretty horny and well... since I was already naked from waist down I guess I just started having a fiddle. Well I was going at it kinda full on (under the duvet) wen all of a sudden his mother walked in (in her night dress). It was probably really obvious what I was doing, and she just said ' oh sorry love, didn't realise 'Jonny' (fake name) had company. I looked kinda sheepishly from under the covers and she left.

I had to hide in the room until I knew she'd gone to work. Was sooo embarrased.

 

you are kinky

 

seriously, i didn't believe my friend when he told me.

 

heres the link.. if you can't stomach the thought, don't click the link

http://www.fuckingshocking.com/index/video/snake_blowjob

 

Dad and I watched porno together since I was 16. Would jerk off seeing each other and to this day we still watch porn and jerk

 

When I was 14 I was lying on my bed completely naked and masturbating. Back then, this was a regular position for me numerous times a day. I wasn't paying attention to anything, but my cock and how good it felt. I was right at the point of orgasm when my bedroom door burst open and my 20 year old sister walks in just as I started cumming. She had full view of my erect cock squirting cum all over my chest and belly.