Morning After Pill

ick, those are even worse. we have to use the bigger ones. normal condoms are so hard to get on and so constricting that he loses his erection and can't get it back. and they keep rolling up when you let go of them. stupid stupid stupid.
condoms suck!

no, the problem is just that he doesn't know what he's doing and puts them on wrong. i always put them on him myself now.

 

hmmm, how can you put one on wrong, I'm not understanding.

I know what you mean though, about them rolling up and stuff, but all do really, depending on the size of the boy.

 

he insists on pulling his foreskin all the way down before he rolls the condom on, so that it covers the entire surface area of the foreskin but uses up all the length so the condom ends about halfway down his penis. i don't know how he ever got away with it before. it starts coming off right away, not to mention the latex-on-latex friction from the latex-covered foreskin on the head, which can cause breakage. and yet he insists that he's doing it right. damn fool boy.

 

but thats all wrong! didnt he do sex education!?!?!?!

Squeeze the tip, place on head of penis, roll to base, simple!

I dont know why so many guys fuck it up

 

The "largest" condom is only 3mm bigger than a regular condom. A regular condom can fit over a fist, almost up to your elbow. If he is larger than that, the condom is the least of your concern...

 

larger condoms do make a difference!

 

cacophony, from now on, you put the condom on him. And you do it the right way. If he pitches a fit, he doesn't get laid. End of discussion.

 

hey, now...

just to make it perfectly clear, that is *exactly* what i did.

and retrogroovegirl is absolutely right - larger condoms really do make a difference. just the extra give in the unrolled ring can make the difference between successfully rolling the condom on and having it roll off or totally kill the guy's hard-on. trust me on this.

hmmm...maybe we should start a condom thread.