More random facts about you

it was dickimus' favourite number.

 

Mmmm morning I just had agu led up dream

 

what's one of those lol?

 

Oh I ment fucked up i was still half asleep

 

Dickimus...wasn't he the one in charge of the temple prostitutes?

 

conspiracy theories are fun when they are at least plausible and have possible reasoning.

 

Ma ass hurts

 

Bored as shit right now

 

("...well, I always write in third person using ellipsises for inverted commas..." went the goblin thinking more about the coffee instead adding "...tell you what then humans, if the coffee's good I'll stay, where if we're talking about some biscuits too, I fear you won't be able to get rid of me even...")

 

wat the fuck did u just say ^^

and RF: bout to smoke

 

me too.

i'm leaving tonight to north carolina for an epic three day mtn bike trip

 

Have fun and good luck brother

 

I dont know how much longer I can tolerate this life in suburbia with the nagging girlfriend. I may have made a very bad life decision here. And I'm 27, and I feel like I'm getting old and time to ''settle down'' is running thin.

 

("...indeed, and may one inquire what kind of random facts are required here..." asked the goblin somehow guessing that within virtual reality all was but fiction anyhow, adding "...um, I come in peace mortals, I live in geneva switzerland, I like america because it has wondrous peanut butter except when they stick those jelly bits in it, and because it has amusing presidents except when one is listening to them...", and then the goblin skipped on offering more scrumptious detail somehow understanding that someone normal would never actually read this far, pity)

 

My brain has turned to soup and it is about to start dripping out of my ears.

I have the insane need to write right now, but my dog is being too loud to let me do that.

 

Alrighty then...

 

i read half thast and was like ok but kept it to myself

 

If you were able to read half of that your either a genius or.... Well, the opposite of a genius.

 

I just took a bath with this amazing "calming" bath salt.

But I don't feel the need to eat anyone's face yet.

Maybe I bathed wrong?

 

rebuilt a carb today...the guy lived close so i delivered it by bicycle