Monkey shit--

Let's not provoke other posters, please.

 

yessir.

 

I did that today. He just buried his head under my arm.

 

Thought I bump it--maybe someone will enjoy-------

 

Laughed my ass off!

Funny as hell.

Monkeys are cool as heck, in the wild. I usually see or hear them every day.

I don't really think they should be pets.

But yes when the little things get pissed off they are little demons.

I really enjoyed the story.

 

Mine would have a conniption fit


and yes...that's my first time ever typing that word...glad I finally found a well placed use for it:coffee:

 

I had a good laugh over this story.

I worked in retail many years ago when in University. We had a monkey in the pet area and the bastard would jerk off all day and throw it at anyone who walked by the cage. They are dirty nasty critters.

Guess that is why when I left there he was still in his cage.

 

Glad you guys enjoyed it.

 

Think I'll bump this again ---maybe give sombody a laugh today.

 

Hm, this is why I'm not sure if I really want a squirrel.

It seems there's a reason some pets are commonly domesticated and others aren't.

 

No thanks :ack2:


hotwater :hide:

 

Haha This thread is better the second time around...

 

Thanks for the laugh, thats a good one

 

Thanks. True story.

 

The only monkey I have known was a squirrel monkey owned by my uncle. It had a habit of randomly climbing my leg and biting me on the ass. I was not a fan.

 

Bump again for noobs----------enjoy

 

hahaha I have heard very bad things about pet monkeys...definitely not something I'd want considering I'm a clean freak!

 

Great Story


More Monkey Shit .............


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGKYWlwZp5U&feature=player_embedded#at=13



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