Mini golf!

I prefer real golf.

 

Like a lady

 

A lady in a really ugly golf outfit

 

Are golf outfits ever ugly?
I thought they were always pretty.

 

Really ? I've always found them rather plain, but cute.

Oh what the hell, I like em, they look kinda nerdy

 

i gotta dig some mini golf... at least once every summer I try to get really stoned and wander out to some local place and play a round or two!

 

I dig the hell outta some minigolf!!!! Not that putt putt crap though, so boring.....i love the kitschy obstacle golf courses with the windmills, waterfalls and such - it's as about as Americana as you can get

I grew up spending my weekends in PCB, FL - they had a great "Goofy Golf" there on the strip, with Apes, Octopi, and even an Easter Island head you could climb up into and stick your feet out of the nostrils, LOL....good times

BUT - you've got to be ripped to play, or it's just no fun at all!

 

what's the difference?

 

I like the driving range to..

but I do prefer real golf..but do like mini/putt-putt golf

 

i also agree that real golf is best.

i'm really really awful at it though.

 

Fuck that, real golf is too serious.

 

not when you go barefoot and smoke large joints and an unlimited supply of golf balls

 

what's serious about getting drunk and stoned outside while whacking a ball around and speeding around in fancy electric go-karts?

 

nice answer..

 

Good point. That's not what I imagine when I hear "real golf" though.

 

between putt-putt and themed minigolf? putt-putt is all astroturf, crammed into as tight a space as possible, with no scenery, trees, hills, waterfalls, kooky statuary to carem off of or sneak a toke behind......themed minigolf is a fantasyland to inspire the mind and tickle the senses - i just can't say that about putt-putt

 

real golf to me (although drunk, stoned and zipping around in electric go-karts) implies tee times that are ridiculously early in the day and falling out from heat stroke while people want to play through because i'm taking too frikkin long having fun

if i could play "real golf" at night, i'd be all about it!