Mild infatuation with fellow Hip Forum members

how is that possible? you totally blow me outta the water and i have to stay out of my husband's line of vision to avoid being bent over the back of the couch (for health reasons). what's wrong with him?

 

Of course, just for shits and giggles AT.

 

Ok then.

 

Your husband is a fool.

What the hell is wrong with him?

 

I duuno Im lame I guess...not attractive enough I guess.

 

He sounds like a man after my own heart

 

Nah. He's the lame one. Believe me, you're plenty attractive.

 

Now thats what Im talkin' 'bout.... Bend me over!!!

 

Awww... Don't worry. He's probably just gone blind temporarily. You HAVE talked to him about it, yes?

 

Oh yah...its just a big fight.... he would rather eat cookies and sleep.

 

No offense, but your man has got problems.

 

YUP!

 

i wonder if he's terribly depressed or maybe even INCAPABLE of getting itup and too proud to say anything.

 

Yellowbelly, Is your partner suffering from depression? That could be part of it, or is he just not all that interested in sex?

 

Man, I go to sleep, and when I come on here in the moring you guys have made posts for 8 pages. How am I ever supposed to keep up?

 

Hmmm... that is odd... I can't imagine not having a sex drive... Is he bothered by sex on TV programs? Does he watch sexually charged things on the tube, or even porn? Or does he seem to totally avoid anything sexual?

Did you recently have your first child?

Is he gay?

Your last sexually intimate time... did you stick a road flare up his ass and push him out the front door?

I can't imagine NOT being sexual, and moreso not being sexually charged living with a girl like YOU, YBH.

I think counselling is much needed for him.

And on a side note... Bird, Why do you want me to get serious? I thought you liked being a bird of prey.

 

Oh my! That one was good. Did it take all night? I just feel bad now because like nowarmaryjane said, we had 8 pages of silliness last night.

 

Yeah... I feel bad too. We should have at least made it to 20 pages...

 

Well of course, that's what I was thinking. If we're doing it we might as well have done it right.

 

We should have added pics...