Men Who Cook

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hilder, Jun 16, 2008.

  1. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Man, that was some good meat man. hahaha that looks dirty. but no, ya'll, it is very different. less fat, awesome ribs.. ok, im weirding myself out coz im talking about a pig not pork. hah but seriously, with the price of pork as high as it is, I told him he should lay down traps and check em every few days, or find the ones the forest rangers set up on his property. UA, I could sooooooooooooooooo teach you how to cook authentic mexican food. its my specialty. and southern cookin to. Fitzy, youre always welcome to come devour a pig and drank serious beer. OOh.. the best part; the dick building a private bar at his house. I can go get drunk, and laid, and not have to drive. LMAO I swore Id never be tied down, but if he gets a vasecotmy like he said he was, I swear Ill marry him. :eek:
     
  2. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I cook all the time. Anyone who thinks a guy cooking is gay, must be repressing some serious homo erotic shit.

    But yeah, one day if I get married I'll cook with my wife all the time. She just best stay away from my grill :coolgleamA:

    And you should tell your uhhh, dick, to get a couple of these. Dogo Argentino, I think a lot of texans use them for boar hunting.

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  3. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    his dog looks alot like the first one, but with a wider head.
     
  4. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Yeah must have a lot of bulldog in him. My boy in florida breeds some gorgeous pits with the wide heads and shoulders like that.

    This is off topic, but is anyone else getting logged out of here without actually logging out?
     
  5. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    i think it has more pitt than bulldog. and no, I dont have that problem. are you checking the remember me box?
     
  6. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    If you mean the one that pops up when you login, no I always hit 'not now'

    I'll try that.
     
  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I am by no means a cook. Im a takeout girl, a catered to girl. But I have a date with a chef on thursday. hopefully its fine.
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Same here, lol. I've tried to pick up some of the cooking and learn how to cook meat because when I learned how to cook, I was a vegetarian, and cooking at work is so easy a monkey could do it, but he keeps coming in and "making it better." Aaaahhhh. Sometimes it's fine the way I do it! But my god, tacos from heeeeaaaaavvvveeeen. I loooooove tacos, and I never liked them at all to begin with. And his chili is absolutely to die for. Too bad he only cooks it in the winter. :mad:
     
  9. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I wonder what you consider good tacos.
     
  10. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    I think a guy who can cook is awesome. I'm definitely not tryin to marry a microwave/frozen food/order pizza every night kind of man. you know what i mean?
     
  11. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    yeah, thats why i know how to cook. I can do microwaveables once a blue moon..
     
  12. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Tell you what, I've cooked several times for girls, bottle of wine and that, and every time it has ended up with them sleeping with me. It certainly seems to be a quality that women like in men these days, oh how times have changed. I think it probably appeals to women because it gives them a sense of independence, not being chained to the kitchen sink all their lives. And with the emergence of the Bridget Jones phenomenon from the 90's many men are having to adapt their lifestyles and learning how to cook and clean.
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    it's good for a man to know how to take care of himself and cook for himself. typically it means he's not a mama's boy. a mama's boy would get pretty tiresome pretty fucking quick.
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I can sort of cook, if I had balls though I would tear the kitchen up fo'sho!
     
  15. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    word.
    *edit* I agree with KC..
     
  16. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    nothing cuter than a naked man in an apron.
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i make a mean grilled cheese
     
  18. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I smell the next Food Network star in the mix!
     
  19. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Me too. Except these days I don't have a grill because I live in Holland. I do have a supply of proper cheese though ;-)

    Cheese cheese cheese cheese

    Hey, anyone remember Dobbie the great new character from Peep Show series 5?

    I love that quote in canteen when she pulls out a lump of cheddar and starts cutting it.

    Mark- Oh my god you carry personal cheese!
    Dobbie- I'm a smoker, I need man cheddar!

    What does that mean?

    I know that eating cheese makes your balls swell up with lots of spunk, and that smoking reduces your fertility, but she is a woman!

    What a great script that series 5 was ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    just as an aside putting tomatoes on grilled cheese is good and as for the show reference, never seen it...
     
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