Men Who Cook

What about veal ?
Mmm...veal....

 

I just made spinach and cheese omelet, with baked beans and toast.

 

Not near as good as lamb.

The taste of a well cooked lamb will stay with you for hours.

(ofcourse, not being able to cook it right ends up with the lamb tasting like shit... literally. )

 

Damn you BSR !
Now I want lamb...

 

Maybe its just where I'm from ( an old steeltown where men worked and women cooked/shopped) , but I really feel that my male sexuality is being compromised by cooking.

And shopping for food, I feel even more uncomfortable about.
Infact I have nightmares about it.
One nightmare I was chatting to this really fit girl behind me in the queue and Im thinking" yeah cooking isnt gay anymore, its acceptable these days".Then the cashier girl , before she packs up the food , sneers at me and says " That'll be 10 pounds 50 you fucking mincer".
Immediately I panic , throw a 50 pound note down , pick up a fishing rod and some giant inflatable bird thing and run out.Yep weird I know.

But seriously , the two things make me feel reeeeeealllly uncomfortable.
So much ,if someone else didnt cook , Id rather starve .. or become Hannibal Lecter: )

 

I *love* cooking with people. I adore sharing the counter with a man.

 

I don't recall when cooking was ever gay/ unacceptable. All the great chefs in history were mostly men.

 

I'm a cooking loving machine.

Also spanking.

 

so.....something that is pertinent to survival, is somehow linked to being homosexual?

you lost me on that one.

 

I do love to cook though.

Most things I do make me feel manly. Cooking makes me feel manly at my most man.

What someone going to do? Make fun of me? I'd crush them.

 

I love cooking because it allows me to get in touch with my super girl power

 

....and then afterwards crush your appetite with a big hot plate of delicious food.

 

Yeah.

Have fun eating Jack in The Box there Popeye.

 

i love cooking. more so just for myself haha
only at special times will i consider someone else's needs while cooking

 

No way in Hell is men cooking gay. its incredibly hot. and if you can tear up a kitchen more power to ya. Just keep the cockiness to a minimum. I have you yet to see a man complete a meal from start to finish. Ive always had to come in and rescue the meal. lol

 

ive been known to cook a kickass meal...

 

he CAUGHT a wild hog? JEEZUS. he should TOTALLY be cocky. those things are vicious. i'd have totally shot it instead.

 

Well, HE didnt catch it. He has a retired 6 year undefeated champion hog hunter female pitt named Kilo that sniffs em out and brings the motherfuckers down. Ha Only in Texas can you say that with pride. The National Forest recommends it since theres an overpopulation and rutting problem. They dig ditches and causes too much run off. Sweetest dog you can meet, but if she smells bacon.. get outta the way. haha I told a budy of mine originally from cali and he couldnt fathom eating fresh wild hog meat. He said 'Damn, I must be in texas! hahaha

 

can i come down for a pig roast? yum

 

The only thing I cannot cook well is Mexican food. Which ironically is one of my favorite types of food.

Other than that my food rocks. Pity I hardly ever cook because I pay a cook here to fix food.

Life is odd.