Men Masturbating At Work

I wonder if work places were designed with the worker's needs in mind, that people would be allowed to nap or masturbate in the workplace.

I have to imagine that people would be much happier if they had a place they could relieve their urges at work without fear of repercussions. It really doesn't account for men with higher sex drives or ovulating women, sexual urges are distracting.

 

Oh my. In which dreamland?

 

They have nursing rooms, why not bating rooms

 

Seems like something to be normalized

 

Would be a nice perk of a job

 

After 20+ years of working in the home office, I don't think I could survive a real office job...

 

I don't know that I'm exactly straight, since I was assigned male at birth but am femme genderqueer. Although I am male in every outward apparent way and mostly attracted to womyn.

That said, if I was consistently overhearing the same male employee masturbate in one of the men's room stalls, I wouldn't really give a fig. I mean, obviously I'd think that's inappropriate, but I'd feel no need to report him or tell others.

 

I worked at a record store where the only two female employees found out two male employees were masturbating in the bathroom (at different times) and publicly announced that if the men got to do it, they were going to do it to. I happened to be a shift manager and said "Fair's fair. You guys don't smoke. So, anytime you need to flick the bean, consider that an analog to everyone else's smoke breaks." And they were NOT joking. And they both did it multiple times a day.

After a month, another straight male employee told me he needed to rub one out each shift too because the women were being so obvious about it and sometimes going together, it was giving him the need too. So, I secretly spread word using the clerks so it didn't come back on me as an official mandate that "there have never been limits on bathroom breaks. Take them whenever you need. Whatever you're flushing out of your system, ain't no one's beeswax but your own." It was still just pretty much the three straight guys and the two straight women who utilized my codifying of unlimited bathroom breaks for purposes that need not be explained, operating under the "assumption" they were still for peeing, pooping and doing drugs, as they always had been [wink, wink.]

 

I've never done it at my office. I definitely used to masturbate at least once every time I worked from home in order to avoid using a sick day, and delighted in the fact that it was billable time.

But, there was a coworker I still rub one out to thinking of the few times she wore what appeared to be her only skirt and these fucking fantastic high-waisted Levi's she must have spent half her morning squeezing into.

If there was a permissive masturbation room at my office back then, that would have been the only time I would have taken advantage of such a resource.

However, just thinking of those $0.25 viewing booths in sex shops in NYC, if an office did have a masturbation room, I wouldn't want to use it no matter how horny I got at work just because, who'd be cleaning that throughout the day??? Answer: No one.

 

Most jobs I’ve had I found ways to rub one out . It’s basic maintenance for me really . If I’m not ejaculating least once a day I can’t think straight. I really love it when a woman knows I’m going to go jerk off .
Planes should have more privacy for masturbation too . Envy the sneaky options women have to sneak in an orgasm .