masturbation

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by showmet, Oct 6, 2004.

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How many times do you masturbate per week?

  1. Never; I am a prude and never touch myself

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Once or twice

    6 vote(s)
    3.1%
  3. 2-5 times

    18 vote(s)
    9.3%
  4. 5-10 times

    55 vote(s)
    28.5%
  5. 10-20 times

    69 vote(s)
    35.8%
  6. More than 20

    33 vote(s)
    17.1%
  7. More than I can count

    12 vote(s)
    6.2%
  1. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    I was having a wank this morning and decided that if I let myself come I wouldn't have any energy for the rest of the day. So I've put it on hold until later. :)
     
  2. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    If we're going to get into the whole 'is masturbation a sin?' topic, then I would have to say no, it's not. If you ask me, he was slain by god because he didn't give him life a child... not because he masturbated. I mean it's not even definate that he masturbated, if you ask me, it sounds more like he withdrew as he was cumming.

    But then, I don't believe anything the bible says... it for sure has no authority in my life.

    (Oh, I'm currently masturbating around twice a day, if not more).
     
  3. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    This is a tricky one.:confused: I mean, nipple tweaking or thigh stroking could be counted as sexual stimulation. I think just to be safe I am going to outlaw all touching.
     
  4. rainbow dew

    rainbow dew Member

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    so does the amount of times mean the total orgasms you have, or individual sessions? just so i know before i answer..... you do know some of us can have multiple orgasms....he he:rolleyes:
    namaste
    x x x
     
  5. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Knowing and caring are two different things :p
     
  6. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    People people stop quibbling! Number of orgasms is not a factor, it's the number of independent sessions!
     
  7. Smartie.uk

    Smartie.uk Member

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    so if you started at say 9 in the morning and continually wanked until say 11 at night, regardless of how many times you shot your bolt, it would still count as 1 session?

    hmmm i better bring my total down a bit
     
  8. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Haha I'm not playing anymore!
     
  9. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    You mean you were all this time? :eek:

    That's actually quite impressive :p
     
  10. Merlin

    Merlin Member

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    I've just thought, thinking about the sprituality thread. Do you think masturbating could be included as a way of nuturing spirituality?

    (I've entered my tally into the poll, but you'll never guess the frequency I entered. Tee hee ;) )
     
  11. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    I've heard people claim that they use masturbation as a way of worshiping god.... Personally I don't (seeing as i don't believe in god).... I just do it because it's so much fun.
     
  12. Smartie.uk

    Smartie.uk Member

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    this week i have been mostly....



    matsurbating


    well thers nothing else to do in cinderford

    andy
    xxx
     
  13. JadeWarrior

    JadeWarrior Member

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    never enuf !
     
  14. LOSTBOY7

    LOSTBOY7 Member

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    for me wanking is sex with some one i love . me
     
  15. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    Last January I had five squirts in one day. Not bad for someone who is 44 yo.I have seen a web page form PETA claiming eating meat causes impotence! when I was about 23yo I once had seven or was eight squirts in one day.
     
  16. FrEaK_HiPpY

    FrEaK_HiPpY Member

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    i'm to young to admit to having a wank on this website...i'll just enter it into the poll
     
  17. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Who can deny it? You really are the biggest wanker on the forums :p
     
  18. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    Sorry too late.. if you wish to remain elusive around here.. then you don't even post anything on this thread..see now that i have entered this thread it is know known that i am a wanker..
     
  19. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    Your compliments are really appreciated
    :D
     
  20. FrEaK_HiPpY

    FrEaK_HiPpY Member

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    BOLLOCKS
     

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