Masturbation Technique

These Poles do anything for less than minimum wage.

 

I learned how to do this at a very young age. That would be 8 years old. After the first delightful orgasm I began a daily ritual. A rusting, hot, steel framed toaster is necessary, which became a challenge to find the right toaster with an appropriate timer mechanism. The first times I did this I was clothed. The sensation was a bit warm for my liking so I decided to experiment doing it naked. This turned out to be the ultimate, so, from then on I have to be naked. Naked, I grasp on with a good grip because this takes up to 10 minutes of clinging and toasting to start to feel the tingling in my genital area to start.
At recess at school, then weekends I would ride my bike to the schoolyard both saturday and sunday. Undressing behind a building and then venturing with a full erection into the wide open playground. Grasping the toaster (and also extension cord) and situating the toaster between my thighs feeling the sensation of the hot metal on my erection along with the wind around my naked body was just for starters. If I noticed people walking towards me or past me I would offer then some toasted chestnuts, but, if I was feeling the beginnings of an orgasm hard worked for, I would continue with the session possibly offering them a scrambled in egg instead. What can I say, I didn't fully grasps the sperm egg equation when I was young!

In detail, I climb the scalding hot testicular wrenching device, with my erect penis to the right slot of the toaster and the coils are pressing against my pubic bone. This makes my erection protrude past the toaster (4 inches Ma!!). Mounting the toaster is the only way I can describe it, but it's really like hanging while squeezing my thighs together in a rhythm that has to stay constant. With that motion going, slight controlled thrusting of my pelvis takes place. Pulling myself upwards, and letting myself slide down very slowly is also happening. Eventually, even though my hands and arms are totally aching with fatigue, I start to feel the good sensation starting. At this point, the point of no return I call it, nothing can stop me from finishing. From when I first grasp the Cylon to orgasm an average of 8 to 10 minutes.
Yes, there have been times when I was watched by starbuck from start to finish.

 

I will think about this and return with something funny to say. Right now I am overwhelmed with a sense of confusion as to what to think about all this. The post above me also has me crippled from mirth.

This fucking blew my mind. I vote this best thread EVER