Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

uh...just because I like you guys, i'll let you in on a little secret. Bird Migration isn't actually serious, just read some of his posts in other threads. My favourite one is the 'I shot the sheriff, what do i do?' thread, hes a dude. Sorry to burst ur conversational bubble

 

Wasn't taking the guy seriously to start off with.

 

so first off what do I call you? Is it Lying, or field, or how bout LIAF. Yeah that'll work.

I have many favorite bird threads. I appreciate bird. Please do not judge him.

 

He's the only one to go that far with the idea, to far. That's why i put that stupid bible quiz in there.

Why he would go to that effort i don't know, i'd rather sleep

 

Trickster I like you. I think its safe to say that is common knowledge here in my camp. It gives me great comfort to read your posts and know how you feel about the ideas expressed within this thread. I thikn you always wrote well and I deeply support your comments.

 

Bird is the man, man.

If we had a bird fan club, i'd be the president.

 

i love him omg did you see that photo of him in his gallery he is so hoooottttt!

but no seriously...really really funny dude. as are you LIAF and I appreciate you too!

Dude the Aussie timezone has hijacked the forums right now

 

You mean Bird's the bird

 

Ain't no way i am reporting to someone younger than me You can be coffee boy. You have to work your way up young man

 

Well shucks


Wait, big question! Who do you barrack for in the AFL? Choose wisely my friend or face the wrath of Trickster

 

Trickster, we all know someone from Adelaide is going to be a tough mother fucker. We have the highest murder rate in Australia. You'll bow down to my wrath and my superior Karate skills. And don't think i'll go easy because you're a she devil...you can't take any prisoners in the home of the snowtown killers.

 

And most of the jokes in this country are at Adelaide's expense You are known for your "churches" you know. Make my day and tell me you are a Crows supporter

 

I hate football, bomb the sport for all i care. The crows can go sit on the goal posts for all i care. Sorry, i know you're a fan.

 

ur both wrong, lol

the clitoris is ment to motivate you to procreate and without it we'd probably all be dead by now. same goes for the guys stuff.

and I respect people who believe in god but I don't. I think that when I die I will cease to excist and that I will be forgotten within a hundred or maybe twohundred years. yes, it does scare the crap out of me but I find it keeps me realistic. and though I respect people who believe in a god I dispise the catholic church, it's been exploiting the people of this planet for centurys now.

b.t.w. people who say they don't masturbate are liars or insane, in this case I'd be compelled to choose the second.

 

if god sent every masturbator to hell he would certainly be more evil than a satanic figure. but seriously, not everyone believes in god.

 

Really! What about the women who are circumsized? They have their clit cut off but still have children. Im sorry but i think that's crap, or, mine is broken because i don't want kids and i know a lot that feel the same.

 

As a good Masturbator I have to say that all of you dirty Catholics will go straight to hell. Catholicism is wrong and you know it.
God did not create our secret organs for reproduction, He created them for pleasure. Playing with your secret organs is playing with Jesus himself.

I hope all you dirty, disgusting sinners will go to heaven.

 

you may not want kisds but you do want sex and the only purpose of sex is reproduction. the pleasure is just so you want to have sex again and again and again. it works though...

 

To the person who started this thread....if you do not masturbate, how do you get to sleep? lol

 

Prayer, like a good little sheep