Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

YEA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
god damn fuck you i HATE people like you

 

Masturbation is just motion.

Your clinging to answers
that we can now prove
otherwise,
with things like science

and oh yeah
common sense.

*Dick slap

 

Wow you're not very intelligent.

It's healthy,

IMO we should kill off all the religious people.

They're stuck on something so old
and untrue
we'd evolve and be a LOT LESS
overpopulated
if they all just died.

I'm a peaceful persion.

 

I am not very intelligent?

 

My devil is smiling.

 

I can believe that, crying for being dishonest to the One you should honor.

 

It's my soap...
It's My pecker....

I can wash it as fast as I want to....

 

How does it feel to be misquoted?

 

It feels very bad. Apologise to me or I will report you to the proper authorities.

 

Yea..Ok. I'll jump right on that.

 

Still waiting for an apology....

 

Bird you put words in my mouth care to put something else there?

 

What are you implying? I am an idiot, but I am not stupid.

 

I didn't say WHAT to put there you assumed it.

 

You have to go through the proper channels to receive an apology. First, you have to fill out an apology request, form #1367. Then you need to call (800) APOLOGY. Press 1, then 5, then 3, and then wait on hold for two hours. Good luck.

 

Are you really insulting a servant of God Himself?
I suggest you apologise to me as well, for He will not be amused by your lack of respect towards His personal tool.

 

Bird you do make me laugh.

 

Glad to provide some joy to your otherwise humorless life.

 

I find it laughable how the people who claim to be "god's servants" and whatever turn out to often be the biggest assholes. In the end, masturbation saves lives and your talk, as well as the words and sentiments perpetuated by people like you is sheer horseshit. It also bugs me when ppl. are anti-gay...honestly, i think you religious types who are anti-gay are the real sinners...your militant opposition to the gay lifestyle cause headache and heartache for young and old gay people across the nation (my friends). Drop the Bible for a second, please. Oh, yeah and stop eating animals (my other friends) too.

 

Aww bird your just a little ole' softy.