Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by bird_migration, Jan 15, 2006.

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  1. MoePhish

    MoePhish Member

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    YEA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
    god damn fuck you i HATE people like you
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Masturbation is just motion.

    Your clinging to answers
    that we can now prove
    otherwise,
    with things like science

    and oh yeah
    common sense.

    *Dick slap
     
  3. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Wow you're not very intelligent.

    It's healthy,

    IMO we should kill off all the religious people.

    They're stuck on something so old
    and untrue
    we'd evolve and be a LOT LESS
    overpopulated
    if they all just died.

    I'm a peaceful persion. ;)
     
  4. bird_migration

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    I am not very intelligent?
     
  5. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    My devil is smiling.
     
  6. bird_migration

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    I can believe that, crying for being dishonest to the One you should honor.
     
  7. itsme6526

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    It's my soap...
    It's My pecker....

    I can wash it as fast as I want to.... :p
     
  8. GlitterintheSky

    GlitterintheSky Member

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    How does it feel to be misquoted?
     
  9. bird_migration

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    It feels very bad. Apologise to me or I will report you to the proper authorities.
     
  10. GlitterintheSky

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    Yea..Ok. I'll jump right on that.
     
  11. bird_migration

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    Still waiting for an apology....
     
  12. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    Bird you put words in my mouth care to put something else there?
     
  13. bird_migration

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    What are you implying? I am an idiot, but I am not stupid.
     
  14. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    I didn't say WHAT to put there you assumed it.
     
  15. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    You have to go through the proper channels to receive an apology. First, you have to fill out an apology request, form #1367. Then you need to call (800) APOLOGY. Press 1, then 5, then 3, and then wait on hold for two hours. Good luck.
     
  16. bird_migration

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    Are you really insulting a servant of God Himself?
    I suggest you apologise to me as well, for He will not be amused by your lack of respect towards His personal tool.
     
  17. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    Bird you do make me laugh.
     
  18. bird_migration

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    Glad to provide some joy to your otherwise humorless life.
     
  19. sHIP of fools

    sHIP of fools Member

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    I find it laughable how the people who claim to be "god's servants" and whatever turn out to often be the biggest assholes. In the end, masturbation saves lives and your talk, as well as the words and sentiments perpetuated by people like you is sheer horseshit. It also bugs me when ppl. are anti-gay...honestly, i think you religious types who are anti-gay are the real sinners...your militant opposition to the gay lifestyle cause headache and heartache for young and old gay people across the nation (my friends). Drop the Bible for a second, please. Oh, yeah and stop eating animals (my other friends) too.
     
  20. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    Aww bird your just a little ole' softy.
     
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