Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

if masturbation is wrong then why does it feel so good?

 

masturbation is perfectly fine.i dont see anythin wrong with that.

 

Not everything that feels good is necessarily good. Masturbation is part of evil and of the Devil himself. Or Lucifer, so you will. The Fallen Angel.
It is an evil way of ruining your body. The mother of all sins.

I plead you to stop with this sinful act and dedicate your corrupted soul to God, to be saved by the Great Liberator, God Himself.
It is not too late, but your sins must end right now!

God bless you, and yours.

 

Preaching right-wing zealotry feels good for you too - but thats truly bad!

 

No one is listening to you, because your opinions and the opinions of the religious right are becoming outdated, and no longer useful in the world.

So FUCK OFF!!!!

 

Hey maybe that's how "Adam" and "Eve" got kicked out of the garden of Eden. The supposed "forbidden fruit" was actually their discovery of mutual masturbation.

 

I have this fetish about throat fucking Jesus. Makes me cum so hard every single time. It sure is hard to clean out of his beard though,heh.

 

Like 94% of men and 74% of women masturbate.

 

Bird Migration..........I want you to know that in honor of you I just busted a nut on the Holy Bible, and blessed it afterwards........in rememberance of bird migration. I'll beat my dick till the day I die, my wife will finger her pussy till she's too arthritic to do so.......Fuck your opinion, Fuck catholocism (nazi sympathizing bastards), Fuck your ideology, Fuck your rhetoric, and most of all Fuck You. Now i'm gonna go sing a hymn, fuck myself in the ass with a rounded crucifix I found, and bust my flavor all over John 3:16

 

You are absolutely going way out of line here. I am shocked that there are people like you who use such obscene language.
May God have mercy on you. I will pray for you and hopefully you will see your wrongdoings in retrospect.

I ask, no, beg you to dedicate your life to God and the Holy Bible. You too can be saved, it is not too late yet.

 

Fine your consumed - but just suppose for a mintue jesus didnt exist or wa smortal. Or those ideas in DaVinci code are tree? After all theres more evidence for that then your side of the story. So that chance that the simplistic religion isnt true, then arnt you worried that youve wasted your life as a pawn to the council of Lyssia?

 

Ya, one time I dreamed about railing the Virgin Mary in the ass. And deep down inside, I don't think of myself as a sinner, I am agnostic, I love Jesus as a person because he was a rebel and outside of society, but the Catholic church is so corrupt its pathetic. The bible is pathetic also, the new testament was written 400 years after Jesus died, and, in i believe it was exodus, the bible explicity says that an example of property is slaves. Meaning, the bible condones slavery.

 

Hey asshole,what about me? I even came in his beard!!!

 

I not take you seriously.

 

That's sounds like the same goddamn stupid rhetoric that every bible beater says to anyone who isn't in their religion.

I say, you're way out of line you Christian Nazi Republican Fuckface. Hey doesn't it say "BANNED" on your name, how the fuck are you still able to post on this forum? You are the antithesis of what we on this forum represent. You have no sense of rebellion and you're still stuck, like glue or some other sticky white substance..., to your stupid religious beliefs. I'm absolutely sick of your shit, go fuck yourself (oh wait, you can't your Catholic, you can't do that until you get married, well fuck that shit!).

 

hey bird migration, if you thinks its so bad get the hell out of this forum

 

boy, y'all take this so incredibly personally. sounds like some freaky latent guilt for pleasuring yourself.

 

are you completely reatarded??? enemy?! if you understood the bible as much as you think you do then you wouldnt be telling your "enemy" to burn in hell

 

*ahem*every thing n your power eh? and what would that be? are you goin to all of a sudden take away the sexual urges???

*cough*re.tard*cough*

 

!@#$ you! eveybody in this thread is now significantly dumber becuase of your stupid posts. you are the real sinner here.
besides, God made sex to be PLEASUREABLE for humans.(key word in that sentance: pleasureable)