masterbateion????

Its free. go to the hipforums index and look for the love and sex forum.

There is also a masterbation sub-forum under it. have fun!

 

Masterbation has been keeping me semi-sane for probably the last two months. My girl has not wanted sex at all and when we do have sex, she just likes to have an orgasm then fall asleep, no luck for me.
What ever happened to 6 hour session, sex in public, sex in the car, sex in the shower? I'm sooooooo fucking frustrated.
UHgggg.
Sorry for the rant but thank god for masterbation

 

Poor stella. If you get to frustrated you can always visit me

Ill do it just about anywhere.

Before I die, I want to have sex, while sky diving.

 

Haha, thanks Nate.
But skydiving sex? Ouch. Your likely to have you dick ripped off/ severely disfigured...But whatever floats you boat baby, go for it.

 

I know 2 that probably dont, one is bible beater and both are total prudes

 

i saw a video of german nudist skydiving, it was really really funy. the camera was filming above this one guy, his penis was flapping about like mad and then it goes back to the host of the show and he has a fluffy toy elephant, and he starts flapping it up and down and its snorkel mimics the video hahahaha it was hilarious


but i do think adrenaline together with climax could be the most insane orgasm ever

 

The top one.

 

im fuckin Darth Vader with a dick in my hand

 

i cant believe darth once had such a pretty girl, and then he turned to the dark to prevent her from dyeing and he ends up killing her himself. i hope sith lords get decent porn

 

ya would hope.. it was one big sausage party on the dark side...

 

dammit your right! i guess when you havent tamed the dragon in a while youre more angry and frustrated = more dark side - more light side ownage. i just hope new members dont get visectomies or however its spelt