Marry me...

well, the SMELL is the whole point of hammering whiskey before entering a texas church. they won't try to save you, they'll just move away and ... here's the good part... NOT TALK TO YOU.

 

ok, I promise to drink whiskey before I attend church in texaws.

 

and I promise to spell it right.

 

Whats Texas like anyway? I imagine it's full of cowboys, cattle and steak... I've only seen it in that Billy Crystal flick called 'City Slickers'.

 

it's got cities, too!! oh, and nasa.

 

well my experience is that Texas is flat and has deer.

 

MMmmm venison

 

venison? is that the same as deer?

 

you drive a hard bargain.............but ok....deal


provided you are good-looking and have a trade skill

 

I am not but i dont have skill. wanna go eat icecream?

 

Sure, what flavour?

 

I was asking miss fontella...FAG

 

Can i come?

 

prolly, but if you "come " near me I will beat you within an inch of your life.

 

An inch you say? Im there!!!

 

if its low-carb

horny as I am .......couldn't we just skip the ice cream and get right to the sex?

 

Well my ex loved my ass off and she was WAY out of my league.. I'm not hot IMO but I get mad love from my lady friends My ex left me cause I'm studying too much atm

My trade skills are mediocure compared to my mentors but my tutors think I'm hot shit.....

Can we marry now? (I only have an 8" cock BTW...) Is this going to be a white wedding or registery?

 

I'm gonna look like a princess

8 inches will do just fine

I've got D cups titties (feel free to veiw them in the cleavage thread) and accordingly to the people on this site, I've got a nice butt (in the big booty thread)

as for my kids....well.....do you own a bullet-proof vest?

 

Hey missfontella,

I'm a natural with kids They crack me up! Well I'm actually 8.4 " but whos counting.. yeah I got my ruler out the last time I got a woody (I guy needs to know this shit).

MMMmmm, a big booty, what more could a man ask for Can you post a link to the cleavage thread? I want to see your awesome D cup titties

On a cleaner note, will you stay faithfull to me if I commit?

(you better reply or I'll start the PM's.......)

 

I've never cheated on anyone (ok once, but I was only 14 so it doesn't count)

So fidelity is not a concern



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never miss a chance to flash the girls