Marijuana Olympics

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I'll have a website for us all to go to soon, probably... stonergames.net

 

HEY! WHEN THE OLYMPIC TORCH BEARER ARRIVES AT THE STADIUM, WHAT WILL HE BE LIGHTING?! :tongue:

 

february 2009 issue of high times magazine



"5 events, bonghitting, joint-rolling, coloring, the high jump and stoner says" taken right out of the article.

the winner got a hotel and airfare paid to the cannabis cup, and each individual event winner got a commemorative glass bong trophy.

the strain used in the competition was triple X by the ontario seed bank.

"the contestants were required to roll aesthetically pleasing joints and show expertise operating bongs of increasing size. they also had to demonstrate stoner artistry by putting crayon to paper, giving expression to their stoner visions. stoner athleticism would be put to the test in high jump, in which contestants would try to out-jump one another in order to touch an oz of LA cana-dental (LA confidential grown in canada) hanging from a rope. in the final event, after surviving round after round of competitive inhalations, the atheletes would assemble for a brutal, mind-bending slugfest of stoner says-- different from the traditional game because the leader says "stoner says" instead of "simon says." it's far more challenging, as any veteran stoner athlete can attest."

the bonghit comp was 6 rounds and started with a 12" tube, and each round increased the length by 12"

passage taken from my issue from february.

here is a link: http://hightimes.com/video/hager/4491

 

Well a fatty of course.

 

We really should have some of our own.

 

I'd be so good at this event.

 

i feel like all the fucking crowd there would be too overwhelming to be coloring and shit

 

What if we got Michal Phelps involved?

 

we need to have our own,
michael phelps as a promotor :rofl:
please, can we open a committee ?

 

Please, I was thinking the same, how do you want to open a committee

 

The Olympics disqualifies this guy, we give him a fucking medal.

 

this is a lovely idea

 

I think it will be more like this:

 

honestly.... fuck michael phelps!

he handled that situation like a giant douchebag....

and a giant pussy!!!!

he demonized cannabis and its users to preserve his self interests.

if anything we should flame that guy and nail him to a cross made out of headdy glass (he did use a roor, red lable, but still a roor)

i tried it once at a party in baltimore and it was the biggest mistake of my life is nothing i want anybody i look up to to ever mutter

 

Fucking classic, thanks man' I'll use it.

 

What's wrong with roor? I've never tried one..

 

What about a Monty Python reciting competition.

 

no i LOVE roor!!!!!!

i was talkin shit on his red label cuz i gotst a green label (much thicker then reds)

 

So it's too powerful?