the only team Im really going for to the final four is kansas........ if it isnt kansas, then Ill go for any big 12 team, even if its texas or texas a&m
From UT's Website How do you get a Texas A&M graduate off your front porch? You pay for the pizza. How do you know when you are near College Station? When you honk your horn, all the sheep back up to the fence Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep. What are the vital statistics of the winner of the Miss A&M Beauty Contest? 36-24-26.....and the other leg is the same. What do you call a female Aggie who takes birth control pills? A humanitarian. Why did they install Astroturf at Kyle Field? To keep the coeds from grazing. At the end of the night, the Aggie turns to his girlfriend and asks, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" "Because I'm a prostitute." I bet you didn't know that an Aggie invented the toothbrush. Of course if anyone else had invented it, it would have been known as a teethbrush. Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg raking leaves? He fell out of the tree. How do Aggies practice safe sex? They get rid of all the animals that kick. Did you hear that the A&M library had to close down this year? Somebody stole the book... when it was returned it was all colored in. How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars. Did you hear about the Aggie that drove his pickup into the lake? His dog drowned while he tried to get the tailgate down. What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies? Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl. Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase? On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
"Why did they install Astroturf at Kyle Field? To keep the coeds from grazing. " hahahha good one! I could use that for kansas state
USC is playing Texas right now and is ahead by 12.I would like to point out that one of Oregons' last league games was against USC.Oregon was ahead of them by-----ready?--39 points before putting in the bench players!Quack attack indeed!(Maybe it was the pac 10 tourney--no matter)
Well the Ducks and Gators are in the sweet sixteen. WSU blew it. I was pulling for Xavier against the Buckeyes but they also blew it bigtime. Why can't college football have a playoff, Jeez!