Make up an original pick up line

ids it really? I've never heard you say that?

 

yes you have...haha

 

then I musta been concentrating too much on teasing you to notice

 

I'm gonna take a shower and wash my hair sometimes washing my hair gets me close...arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate this damn you ovulation ):

 

or reading a magazine on the floor

 

mmmmm stop!!!!!!!!! this isn't fair ):

 

i can take the magazine away and roll it up...

 

*yawn* I'm going to go and blowdry my hair d: see you shouldn't tease me...or you should take it in private so the whole world can't read it...

 

i'm not teasing you...you're teasing me...

 

I am not teasing you! Would I ever do something like that? I am a nice girl. I don't think I have ever teased anyone in my entire life

 

mmm hmmm, nice girls are nice and i like them

 

hhhhaaaaaa I like nice girls too, especially if they're puerto rica with big tits and asses

 

mmm, me sweet spot....

 

hey I thought you liked blondes with big boobs who are lacking in the ass department ); now I'm all hurt and I don't possibly know how I will carry on with my day ):

 

see the PR girls are like dark chocolate to me. i can only have it a few times before, but on the other hand, "blondes with big boobs who are lacking in the ass department" is like the main attraction of my diet, it always has to be there, but can share the dark chocolate

 

that was such a good analogy! now do you mind bringing me back some dark chocolate? d:

 

nope...well as long as i can get a piece

 

"Can I bang you?"

Idk, works for my m8

 

ooohhhhh ya but ya gotta eat this one first d:

hhaaaah I can't believe I said that

 

of course, its the main meal...

the dark chocolate is just a simple dessrt