Make up an original pick up line

I have 4 words for you Hol I Day Inn. d:

 

i have 4 letters for you: R I T Z

 

smooth...but you know I like camping better

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

 

you like recieving a piggyback ride? i'll carry you all the way back home...as long as i get a ride afterwards

 

haahhhhhhhh damn that was good

you're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean baby and I'm lost at sea.

 

haha

i wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are

 

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever...

















how smooth was that? holla at ya boy

 

that was good

screw me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name lyndsey?

 

Ying Yang Twins made the best pickup line ever, "Bitch, wait til you see my dick"

 

ya know if I were you I'd have sex with me...

 

do you wash your pants with windex? because i can see myself in them

 

nah this is for sure the most crass one:

There's gotta be a keg in your pantsbeacuse I wanna tap that ass.

 

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as handsome as you, I'd have five cents.

 

you make me so nervous and flustered, that i forgot my standard pick-up line.

 

I stray away from pick up lines after one terribly backfired. I jokingly told a girl, "Did you wash those with windex because I can see myself in your pants", to which she replied, "There must be something wrong with your eyes because I just don't see that happening"

 

damn girl, you make me forget all about breathing....

 

ahh that one would so work with me it's so sweet

 

You should have told her she won't see due to the bag over her head but its only temporary.

 

you guys are all lame

 

pick up line? i'ma woman.. i just have to tell whoever they're gonna get luck