Make up an original pick up line

yeah it works better than asking 'do you like to have sex?', which about what I use to ask most girls on the first date or before. That didn't work hardly at all.

 

Yeah, that's not a good date line, but it works wonders in bars and clubs.

 

I knew that was a line!!!! and it works. fucking men they suck

 

I still think that's a lazy guy. I just want to lay down and hug. (That line frightens me.) Who in the devil says that anyway?

 

I'm probably going to fire for saying this but your body is so hot I could love you to death

 

My favourite pick up line of all time is from the film "dont be a menace in south central, while drinking your juice in the hood", when the guy goes t o his friend "i betchyo azz i can get her numba", and when his friend bets he cant he goes over and puts a gun to her head and says "gimme yo numba biyatch!"...lol... cracks me up everytime

 

How about, Come on over and I'll give ya a foot massage with some scented oil?

 

okay then, how about "Bend over cupcake, I'll do the driving."? assume the dead cockroach position is funny.

 

ohhhhhh damn that was funny!

 

you look like my first husband...and I've never been married
I've seen you somewhere before but now you look a lot sexier for some reason (this one works like a charm)
hey handsome I'm an army recruiter can I come over to your place and let you be all you can be d:
One's I've heard:
damn girl I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs (blahhh yuck)
that's a nice set of legs what time do they open?
how do you like your eggs? scrabbled, fried or fertilized (I ended up dating him for awhile and he's still one of my best friends because he's just so freaking clever and I did get eggs the next morning and luckily they weren't fertilized d: )

 

oh my god how could I forget this one I heard it at a bar when I was in Atlanta meeting about servicing kids with disabilities!!!
'Are your parents retarded because girl you're really fucking special'

 

ooohh I forgot 'Hey there aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?'

 

I love mind fucking strangers both men and women i just wish I had the balls to do it more often...hey can I borrow your's? d:

 

order a round of water for them and have the waiter/waitress say that the water is on your tab, then have the waiter/waitress point at you

 

haaaaaaaaahhh that is hillarious

 

yea, if they laugh, giggle, smile or whatever then approach..

if they give a dirty look, forget them

 

plus, it gives you something to talk about right away, instead of having a wierd silence after meeting each other...

 

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

 

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

 

well, thanks for the notice...but what took you so long, i noticed you a while ago