Make up a Rumor

forest pixie is actually Billy Bob Thornton here to spy out new tallant for elves in the sequal to bad santa.

 

^ trying to trace his family's roots, but wonders where exactly is Caucasia?

 

Surgeon General Is going to Determine that Smoking tobacco does not cause cancer and recievers of lawsuit money will be forced to return it.

 

Crummy Rummy is in the guiness world book of records under the longest time without a shower section.

 

Sooty the kat is carrying supermans baby.

 

Puddins secret identity is.... superman

 

Sooty is threatening to file rape charges against me unless i start paying child support.

 

if you eat lime jellow in the dark, you can see a spark.

 

Lime jello will evolve into a super race and kill us all.

 

The church of the sub genius is a cult.

 

Michael Jackson is really a woman

 

The rapture will only take 14 souls from the earth.

 

i'm not so into rumor. they're bullshit :X

 

redie is really Joan Rivers.

 

hahaha that really makes me laugh.
whats next crummyrummy?

 

Crummyrummy will become a faith healer and lead millions on a crusade to free New Mexico from the white man.

 

aha thats briliant + stupid *LOL* i'm still not guna make one

 

People that cant make up rumors have sexual dysfunction and usually smell of elderberries.

 

Elvis is attempting to open a Indian restaurant in France.

 

Olivia Newton John and John Travolta have just signed on to make Grease Three, devils night.