Make up a Rumor

united states is getting taking over by Australian businessman, Soon we shall rule the world

 

You forgot to say "muahhahahahaha"

 

Australian Businessmen are actually androids produced by a crazy genius who lives in the mountains of Nepal...

 

oh yes, it's also rumored that australian businessman shall soon take over the galaxy, Muahhahahahaha

 

All you need is love... apparently.

 

yes, it is also rumored that Australian Businessmen (who are androids, BTW) are totally subservient to their creator

 

WOOT, 1000 posts for puddin!
Everyone who says they have read War and Peace was actually lying, they got halfway through and thought "fuckit"

 

All the leaders of the constituent nations of the EU are required suck the pope's penis upon election

 

The popes penis dropped off long ago.

 

the pope hasnt been shitting in the woods, he's been shitting in your pool!

 

the pope is actually adolf hitler who disguised himself after WWII

 

The pope is jewish

 

the pope likes licking the assholes of labourers employed in the third world sweatshops

 

The popes asshole needs to be licked constantly to keep it from shriveling up.

 

several people are employed just for that

 

The business world revolves around people licking other peoples arses.

 

The business world revolves around people licking other peoples arses so they can lubricate for their puny near non-existent weiners

 

the same people also control 90% of the world military and are trying to establish a society where the arse-lick is the most respectful of greetings.

 

You can buy weiners in packs of six

 

all memebrs of the CIA communicate by arse-licking different types of licking motions mean different things